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Feb. 14th, 2026 08:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
justhappytobehereWho: everyclown
When: Cycle ???, Day 11
Where:the circus
[ / / Three things happen this morning.
♥ The first thing is that there are heart shaped stickers of all shades of pink and red all over. Including, perhaps, on your face. They come off, but every so often, another one might find its way onto your skin. In your hair. Stuck to the inside of your clothes and gaining itchiness at every second.
♥ The second thing is that you may find a couple of booths and tables set up outside! All are unmanned at the moment, but seem stocked with cute red and pink candies, different textured papers, cutesy scissors and pens and the like—there's also a specific empty booth labelled "KISSING BOOTH". There's a few little templates that look like little cards—yep, it's for making Valentine's Day cards! For your sweeties!
♥ The third thing, and arguably the most important; we are fucking under attack. Strange snow sculptures shaped vaguely liked winged (and armed) babies are out to menace the population with (similarly vaguely shaped) snowballs resembling arrows, launching projectiles to and fro all. Day. ALL DAY. ALL NIGHT. You can melt them, but they will reform and come back for seconds (and thirds, and... you get it). See the first comment for details on the snowball arrows and their effects! ]
When: Cycle ???, Day 11
Where:
[ / / Three things happen this morning.
♥ The first thing is that there are heart shaped stickers of all shades of pink and red all over. Including, perhaps, on your face. They come off, but every so often, another one might find its way onto your skin. In your hair. Stuck to the inside of your clothes and gaining itchiness at every second.
♥ The second thing is that you may find a couple of booths and tables set up outside! All are unmanned at the moment, but seem stocked with cute red and pink candies, different textured papers, cutesy scissors and pens and the like—there's also a specific empty booth labelled "KISSING BOOTH". There's a few little templates that look like little cards—yep, it's for making Valentine's Day cards! For your sweeties!
♥ The third thing, and arguably the most important; we are fucking under attack. Strange snow sculptures shaped vaguely liked winged (and armed) babies are out to menace the population with (similarly vaguely shaped) snowballs resembling arrows, launching projectiles to and fro all. Day. ALL DAY. ALL NIGHT. You can melt them, but they will reform and come back for seconds (and thirds, and... you get it). See the first comment for details on the snowball arrows and their effects! ]
THE ARROWS FROM (FROZEN) HELL
Date: 2026-02-15 03:45 am (UTC)POSSIBLE EFFECTS:
♥ truth compulsion—you feel extra compelled to talk more if you're avoiding this too long, to the point where you might start broadcasting unwanted words on the phone.
♥ extreme clinginess. if you do not get someone's emotional or physical attention somehow, you might die.
♥ your skin is burning unless you're touching someoneelse. the longer you hold onto someone the longer the relief will be when you let go! if you go on too long without contact, your skin will quite literally catch fire and it is impossible to put it out by the normal means. the fire is pure white. sorry about your clothes.
♥ wild ass hallucinations—think like sparkly care bear filters and the world looks like it's made of candy now.
♥ you've grown furry ears. the longer this goes on, the more animal features you gain. whether you want animal behaviours is also up to you!
♥ you are forced into a jester's costume and you can't take it off. this includes clown makeup.
♥ every time you look at someone your vision starts looking like it's a pink and red HUD and little target boxes appear on the other person—specifically, they are narrowing in on EXCELLENT KISS SPOTS (results may vary per person). you now want to kiss those spots. it's aaaalll you can thiiiiink about.
♥ forced obedience. you must obey any command given by anyone, no matter what, even commands that are not strictly like, your conventional order—example, someone going "maybe you should wash the dishes..." counts, have fun washing those dishes. if you go a while without being lucky enough to get ordered around (lmao), you're going to start asking for orders (super lmao).
♥ you try to speak, but everything comes out backwards or jumbled. if you go on too long like this, you might start being too kind, or too cruel, or worse—you'll start telling bad puns and dad jokes.
♥ you try to listen to someone, but everything THEY say comes out wrong. either you mishear them completely, they sound distorted, or you just can't hear some words at all. the longer this goes on, the worse it is—you might start thinking they're saying especially cruel or especially kind things. whatever's worse. maybe they're the one with the dad jokes now.
♥ every single time you see someone, a bouquet of flowers is manifested into your hand and you MUST give it to them. no matter what. no matter who. if you see them again, you have to give them a second set of flowers. the longer this goes uncured, the more ridiculous and dramatic your gifts will become. if you see a group of people, godspeed and good luck my friend.
♥ you've now been handcuffed (fuzzy, pink, shoots out confetti when tampered with) to someone else.
♥ and then the ye olde "two people shot with arrows fall in love". immediately. good luck curing this one. you might need a hand. or like, an intervention.
POSSIBLE CURES:
♥ kiss someone.
♥ go on a date.
♥ make a Valentine's Day card for someone and gift it to them and call them your Valentine. 🔪🔪🔪
♥ confess a meaningful secret to someone else.
♥ inflict pain on someone else (emotional or physical).
♥ put on a grand performance for someone (can be with others, everyone who is performing will be cured)
♥ find a special candy heart hidden with one of the snow cupids (ICly this is super rare and is just an opt out if you want to do an effect, but don't want to do any of these!)
OTHER NOTES:
♥ you can get hit with multiple arrows.
♥ you can be cured and then get hit with another arrow. sorry.
♥ people CAN help you get cured. like, if someone kisses you, they can cure your horrors.
♥ whether the kiss effect is dispelled by a kiss is up to you though.